Fire and gasoline mix really, really well — which is kind of a problem.

About a decade ago, there was a big panic about whether you should be allowed to use your cell phone while pumping gas. Now, the consensus appears to be that it’s probably fine (though those narc experts say you shouldn’t do it because it’s a “distraction” — motherfucker, who else is going to save this king from the coming flood?).

However, what these people should have really been warning about, because we apparently forgot, is how important it is to not light fires while pumping gas. This woman did and, well, she suffered the consequences.