And that’s a first down!

Being around a couple who’s a little too comfortable can be annoying. There’s nothing wrong with a couple being affectionate, of course, but if you’re going to be lobbing your tongues down each other’s throats or spit-roasting your partner on the dance floor, I think it’s reasonable for the people around you to ask you to stop.

But if you’re not comfortable speaking up, you can also use a little bit of physicality to get your point across. For this woman, that means getting charged up and flattening the couple with your entire bodyweight.