This is pathetic.

Porch piracy is on the rise, with internet shoppers around the country reporting incidents of their packages being nabbed right off their doorsteps.

There’s really not much you can do in this situation apart from installing a video doorbell, reporting the incident to the police and hoping to the dear Lord that Amazon will refund you.

That said, some areas are cracking down on this kind of theft, leading to people trying to get creative in order to steal packages. This woman’s attempt, however, left a lot to be desired.