The best way to prove you’re not drunk? Slurrily demand that the police officers apprehending you on suspicions of drunk driving turn their focus onto robberies.
As usual, the human race was pretty dumb this week. If you want to feel pessimistic going into the weekend, check out some of the worst examples in this roundup of funny fails and facepalms.
All things must end, sadly. Sometimes, those things are relationships. And while you’d hope that a breakup will end amicably, that is not always how things shake out.
You know the saying "lost never to be found again," well that trope usually works in fiction, but in the real world when something is lost it isn't completely gone.